You Might Be A Mom of Boys If....

Being a mother of a household of boys, I had to learn real fast these basic rules. If it is a rarity that it will happen, they will figure out a way. Never be surprised at what a boy can put in his body..and where. Last but definitely not least...learn to laugh it out. So, I put together this blog, to hopefully spread some laughs from my experience as a momma of some ornery boys. Enjoy...

You might be a mom of boys if...
When you hear a cry, you DON'T automatically look to see who hurt them, instead you look at him and say,"What did you do?"

You might be a mom of boys if...
You learn how to do butterfly stitches just to prevent, yet another trip to the hospital. 

You might be a mom of boys if...
You know better than to buy plastic swords, because they can cause "pressure cuts" when whacked against a head. 

You might be a mom of boys if...
When furniture shopping, the sales clerk catches you jumping on the furniture to see how it holds up. 

 You might be a mom of boys if...
You scurry your boys past the bathroom display in the store, because...well, you just KNOW better.

You might be a mom of boys if...
You potty train outside before you do inside.

You might be a mom of boys if...
You walk into your local E.R. and the triage nurse, before registering, calls you by name and says ,"Hey! What do you have for us tonight?"

You might be a mom of boys if...
If you can actually sit on all your shelves hung in your house, and they won't fall. 

You might be a mom of boys if...
If Poison Control is actually programmed in your phone. 

You might be a mom of boys if...
You take EMT classes, and DO NOT work in the medical field. 

You might be a mom of boys if...
Your child has had an x-ray to find the foreign object.

You might be a mom of boys if...
You have ever called Poison Control to see if you have been poisoned, because your son has poured Windex in your tea to "clean" your cup. 

You might be a mom of boys if...
An ER doctor gives you his schedule for the week, and says,"Can you call me after and let me know how it turns out...I'm just fascinated by this!"

 You might be a mom of boys if...
You find foot prints on the wall in your hallway...up by the ceiling. 

You might be a mom of boys if...
You have ever had to explain, why peeing on a tree at the park, IS NOT the same as your yard. 

You might be a mom of boys if...
You win the "Random Purse Award" by finding a stethoscope, light-bulb, and matchbox car in your purse at a training seminar for work.

You might be a mom of boys if...
If you receive a care package from your "phone BFF" at Poison Control, and think, "Awww, I miss her!"

and last but not least...

You might be a mom of boys if...
Your heart absolutely melts when you see a baby boy smile, and catch a glimpse of ornery in those eyes, before he can even walk.  :) 

<3 Cat